Annalise Can't Stop, Won't Stop

I know:
-After watching T.V. for a long period of time a headache sits on your teeth.
-Binge-watching : It's the crack of the couch potato
-Netflix & Hulu --> Streaming movies/tv shows sites

I want to know:
What is the point in this article?
Why is she talking about this sarcastically?



I learned:
This author likes to watch a lot of T.V.